December 1st, 2024 | Nick Edward

TAriffs, Lies, And Tantrums

It's another spectacle for the ages.
The border. A scar across the land, bleeding the endless flow of human want and need. Trump, that old wounded wolf, he stands at the edge, teeth bared, issuing pronouncements like they were thunderclaps in a dry season. He speaks of tariffs, a quarter of every dollar changing hands, a heavy hand to force the compliance of those south and north. The news people, they bark and howl, filling the air with the scent of coming conflict. They speak of inevitable tariffs, the gears of commerce grinding to a halt, and they leave out the rest: the whispered demand buried in the roar.
They don’t print that part, of course. They need the drama, the fear, the clashing of titans. It sells their print, that's the truth of it. Trump, he knows this dance. He knows the press is a beast easily provoked, easily led. He throws them a bone, a headline ripe with the promise of economic war, and they fall on it with savage hunger.
But the real fight ain't about money. It never is. It's about control. Trump knows the dance. He’s played this tune before. The tariff, it ain't the weapon, it's the threat. The blade held to the throat to extract the confession. He’s using the fear of it, the howl of the press, the very real possibility of disrupted trade, to force their hand.
He wants action. He wants the flow stemmed, the crossing points hardened, the border made less permeable. He wants Canada and Mexico to do their part and fulfill their obligations, to shoulder the burden. The tariff is the lever, the threat is the fulcrum. And they, south and north, know it. They see the glint in his eye, the unwavering resolve behind the bluster. They understand the language of power, even when spoken through the amplified voice of a media more interested in spectacle than substance.
They'll negotiate. That is the point. They'll dance to his tune, at least for a while. They'll offer concessions, make promises, shift resources. Because the alternative, the 25% bite out of every transaction, that's a wound they can’t easily bear. They understand the truth buried beneath the headlines. They know the tariffs are not inevitable. They're a gambit, a calculated risk played by a man who understands the brutal calculus of power on the open plains of the political frontier. And the land, it waits, silent witness to the human drama unfolding along its jagged edge. A drama played out with dollars and desperation, threats and veiled promises, where the outcome remains uncertain, hanging in the dry air like the scent of coming rain.
The ink-stained wretches, calling themselves journalists, huddle in their dens, a nervous energy thrumming beneath their frantic scribbling. They claw at scraps of information, twisting them, contorting them into shapes that fit the narrative, the story they’ve already decided to tell. Rage is their fuel, a dark fire that flickers in the hollows of their eyes. They’ve lost the scent of truth, replaced it with the cloying sweetness of manufactured outrage.
They’ve built their empires on this foundation of false brick, erected a cathedral of condemnation, and called it journalism. But the people, they ain't fools. They see the cracks in the facade, the shoddy construction. They smell the faint, acrid scent of lies clinging to the paper. The trust, once freely given, has eroded, worn away by the relentless tide of manufactured scorn.
Trump, that old desert fox, he saw it coming. He baited them, tossed them easy prey, knowing their hunger for a villain was insatiable. He spoke in riddles as well as in blunt pronouncements, and they pounced, interpreting, misinterpreting, twisting his words until they resembled grotesque parodies of their original intent.
And with every misstep, every factual fumble, every breathless exaggeration, they drove another nail into their own coffin. They’ve become a broken record, stuck in a groove of perpetual outrage, their credibility shattered, scattered like shards of glass across the barren landscape of public opinion.
He, Trump, he stands apart, watching them self-destruct. He offers no corrections, no clarifications. He lets them howl, lets them spin their twisted tales. Because in their frantic attempts to bring him down, they elevate him. They make him the counterpoint, the rebel voice cutting through the cacophony of their manufactured outrage. He’s the antidote to their poison, the one they can’t silence because they’ve made him too loud, too important.
Their obsession with painting him as a monster has blinded them to their own monstrous transformation. They’ve become the very thing they claim to despise, manipulators of truth, peddlers of fear. And the people, they see it now. They see the emperor has no clothes, and it ain't Trump. It's them. The scribblers, the storytellers, the so-called guardians of truth. Their rage-fuelled narratives have become a hollow echo, a testament to their own downfall. And in their demise, the desert wind whispers Trump's name. He didn’t win in spite of them. He won because of them. They paved the road, laid the stones, and lit the path to his ascent with the fires of their own making. The irony, it’s a cold, hard thing, like the blade of a knife in the fading light.
Trudeau, the son, stands in the pale light of the north, a figure diminished, the swagger gone from his step. He moves with a quiet compliance, a haunted look in his eyes, like a man who’s seen the wolves circling. They say he’s unpopular amongst his own, the shine rubbed off, the illusions shattered like glass on cold stone. He's a hollow echo in his own land.
Before the new wolf even takes his seat, before the ink on the pronouncements is dry, Trudeau has already bent the knee.
Perhaps, in the quiet hours, away from the cameras and the clamouring voices, a strange admiration blooms in the frozen ground of his heart. The sheer force of will, the unwavering focus, the ability to bend reality to one's desire – these are qualities that command respect, even when cloaked in the garb of an antagonist. Trump is who Trudeau secretly dreams of being.
Trudeau complies. Not just out of fear, but out of a strange, unspoken acknowledgment of the other’s power. He dances to the tune, however discordant it may be. He moves, a lonely figure in the vast expanse of his dominion, doing the bidding of the man to the south. And the land, the cold, unforgiving land, it watches. It knows the truth that lies beneath the surface. A man lost in the wilderness with little time left.
DECEMBER 2024

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